Shakespearean Insults zipper bag by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

"Unleash your inner bard with our Shakespearean Insults bag! This bag is packed with the wit and sass of the legendary playwright. Perfect for those who dare to take risks and embrace adventure. Don't miss out on this verbal duel weapon!"

If you find yourself in a battle of wits, arm yourself! Procure a Shakespearean Insults zipper bag to hold your yellow stockings and hold your garters or hold your tongue. The zipper bag is 5″x9″ with a 2″ gusset.